Short jokes

Thief

To capture a thief who escaped all the Black Sea Safety mobilized.

Guest

One day fadimeye said that there would be no one at home tonight.

NOTE

Teacher Orhan's notebook, your son speaks a lot and sends home and sends home.

Women's Ears

One of the man lost his ears in the accident. As a result of the surgeons found a good plastic surgeon and entered the surgery. He said he's ear; Doctor woman will not be a man!

Short jokes

The direction

The basic train was on the train, the control came, the ticket was in Istanbul, the train went to Ankara.

Three Languages ​​

Temel with a tourist while wandering in Dursun Sultanahmet asks them an address. Turist asks English, German and French, but our Laz does not understand.

- Ula Dursun a foreign language we could not learn

- Ula will help you, the man knows three languages ​​again, he cannot tell his problem again ...

tramplen

One of them talking from the pools:

-I went to a pool of a luxury hotel the other day, but I was fired

- why?

- because I pissed the pool

- But everyone is peeing ...

- but I pissed from the tramp ...